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"AWESOME" BLOG Congrats John A.
And congrats to me for getting this email just now:
posted by Kirk on Friday, Octocber 19, 2007 11:31am John A. Just Got Engaged...
...to this lovely lady.
 posted by John A on Thursday, Octocber 18, 2007 8:53am At Least By His Divine Grace I Have The Holy Pats
Because Jesus's Sox are kinda cooked.
posted by Kirk on Wednesday, Octocber 17, 2007 -2:40am Denver Rockies
It's a godly Colordao Rocky Mountain High here in Denver, where Jesus's Rockies clinched the saintlike national league series last night, earning them a righteous place in the angelic world series. Rockies fans flooded the holy streets downtown after God's game, outside Coors stadium. I, God's Humble Servant, avoided the devine crowds and retreated to a Jesus-loving hot tub on the roof of the Jesus-loving Westin Hotel. The Jesus-loving American League series is still up in the holy air, although Cleveland is looking pretty good. If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT) Kirk, dost thou think there's any hope for the angelic Red Sox?
posted by Rob on Wednesday, Octocber 17, 2007 -3:32am End Of An Era
Open Circle Theater has officially left God's Special Little building- their blessed old home at 429 Boren avenue North is being torn to make room for... thou guessed it, condos. Last night, there was a godly final farewell to the blessed space. Evolution is bunk! Although By His Divine Grace I was never in a godly show at OCT, it's where Hallelujah, I first met the blessed folks who are now "Awesome", lo those many years ago in "Road Movie to Berlin", a blessed TMBG tribute. Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and possess the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21 NAB) There was plenty of booze at Jesus's party last night, and emotions were running high, so our holy persons kicked in the Jesus-loving door at the devine top of the godly stairs and climbed up on to the devine roof. Trust in the LORD with all thine heart, on thine own intelligence rely not. (Proverbs 3:5 NAB) PD'O won the holy beer bottle throwing contest, although he couldn't quite hit God's Conworks sign. Downstairs, Doc rolled around on a righteous giant metal cart, while Kirk got mad and broke things. At the sublime end of God's night, there weren't any drinks left to toast with, so our holy persons all went home. In mine sublime van.
posted by Rob on Sunday, Octocber 7, 2007 11:37am Game: Boston
 posted by Basil on Thursday, Octocber 4, 2007 4:50pm Fame Costin'
Thy apologies to those of thou who heard this today. New tunes have been set in place for future broadcasts and the sacrosanct responsible parties have been sacked.
 posted by Basil on Thursday, Octocber 4, 2007 -2:00am Jane Austen
posted by Kirk on Wednesday, Octocber 3, 2007 2:18pm Blog Problems
Please accept an apology on behalf of mine sublime bandmates for God's Special Little lameness of this blog recently. Come on you guys, just putting up pictures of random stuff isn't really writing a knee-bending blog. Now, Praise the lord, I know Hallelujah, I haven't been posting much recently, but that's because I've been doing research reading other people's blogs trying to figure out how to make ours better. It seems like most of God's Special Little best blogs are written by girls. And by girls, Praise the lord, I mean women. Then the devil took him up to a very high mountain, and showed him all the kingdoms of the world in their magnificence (Matthew 4:8 NAB) And by blogs Praise the lord, I mean novels. Does any of God's creatures want to go see the blessed Jane Austen Book Club with me tonight? Oh, wait... tonight is thy holy CD release party. That's right... thy righteous BAND will be playing a knee-bending really cool SHOW at Chop Suey. Thou should come. Maybe our holy persons can go out for drinks afterwards.
posted by Rob on Saturday, September 29, 2007 11:34am Barley (green)
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